The Unexpected Satanic Gift of Skating

My wife’s off-the-cuff decision to purchase a pair of roller skates for our oldest daughter as a Christmas present nearly broke my arm. It also caused me to stumble, both literally and figuratively, over a set of realities that proved unexpected both in their continued existence and their incidentally Satanic nature. Here’s how it all [...]

A chance brush with Behemoth’s Nergal

From the “life’s sometimes surreal” file:  On Thursday, my little family and I took a trip to the Dallas/Fort Worth (DFW) International Airport. The journey formed the final leg of our year-long adventure in hosting a 16-year-old German exchange student. A hot and cloudless summer solstice day, it was finally time to see our unofficially [...]